Condom Quotes
- Put a condom over your heart and fuck your feelings — Hussein Nishah
- A friend zone is like a condom; she knows you like her but she wants to play it safe. — Unknown Author
- February 13 should be international condom day. — Mario Tomasello
- Your birth certificate is a apology letter to the condom industry — Mishack
- Its fuck the world, no condom. — Lil Wayne
- Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
- Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
- You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one time… — Kevin McCarty
- Texting while driven- yolo Forever alone - solo Marco- polo Condom broke - oh no you like men- homo bit*hes crazy- fosho run nig* run… — Will Ferrell
- Your about as useful as a condom with holes — Alec**