"Me without you is like A pot head……" — Ash Sweeney
"Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with no boobs A condom with no lube A starcraft with no noobs A hooker with no luck A hoe that doesn't suck A slut that doesn't f*** A shoe with no laces A nerd without braces Asentencewitoutspaces A gay guy without style S**t without a pile A phone without a dial A desk without a seat Socks without feet A heart missing its beat"
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400 Quotes by Ash Sweeney
Ash Sweeney has 400 quotes on this site.
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The greatest joy of life is to accomplish. It is the getting, not the having. It is the giving, not…
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As a rule, the man who first thinks of a new idea is so much ahead of his time that…
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If you Cannot be gold, be silver.
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A hero is someone who does what he can.
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