Gay Guy Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport.… — Charles Barkley
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if… — Jason Bateman
Iâ€™d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who canâ€™t play. — Charles Barkley
Honestly, Iâ€™d prefer to live with gay guys. Theyâ€™re the cleanest, and they just take care of stuff. Because Iâ€™m always away, coming home to… — Kellan Lutz
Iâ€™ll be quite frank with you â€” I didnâ€™t know about Hunger Games â€” so when Iâ€™m telling kids and they say, â€˜Who are you… — Lenny Kravitz
Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but… — Cher
Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people. We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we think we have… — Judah Smith
The maiden Olympics had more to protest about than mere war, though. Central to its ethos was a rejection of two establishments the political one,… — Adrian Mitchell
No self-respecting gay guy would have ever made some of the hair and clothing choices I am still trying to live down. — David Copperfield
I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The… — Tina Fey
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. — Amy Sedaris
The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a… — Steve Harvey
Beating up a second gay guy looks bad. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage — Carlin Whisler
I'm obviously comfortable with my feminine side! I didn't have any reservations playing a gay guy as it was kind of a neat idea to… — Matthew Perry
I love giving my male friends advice. And when I need advice myself? I go to my gay guy friends. Theyre very understanding and they… — Christina Aguilera
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
That nobody you just called stupid gay guy, now has a wife, kids, and has his name sung in praise by everyone. Who's the fag… — Isaiah Harden (Me)

Who Wrote These Gay Guy Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 18 Gay Guy Quotes as follows: