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- Texting while driving: yolo Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
- Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.
More Condom Quotes
- Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the… — Joycelyn Elders
- There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause… — Dustin Hoffman
- Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
- The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call a condom… — Emma Watson
- Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I… — Ashley Judd
- Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams
- Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution of condoms,… — Nicholas D. Kristof
- If you're going to have sex, use a condom. — Dennis Rodman