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- From the woman who musters the courage to ask her husband to wear a condom, counter to cultural pressures, to the woman in Parliament who…
- ...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do your…
- If abortion is murder, then condom should be kidnapper... :)
- Live today like it's your last day on earth. But pay your bills and use Condom just in case it's not
- Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like…
- Girl: Take the condom off! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO Boy: OK but if you get pregnant then YOYO Girl: What's that? Boy: You on your…
- Using a condom Is like wearing your seatbelt. You don't wear it for traffic cops but for your own good.
- I don't give a fuck, Without condom.
- Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she wants you to…
- Put a condom on your heart and fuck your feelings
- Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's
- Fake friends are suckers... They're all useless, jst lyk a wasted condom
- The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom.
- A friend zone is like a condom; she knows you like her but she wants to play it safe.
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- Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
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- We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells… — Janet E. Smith
- If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that… — Barack Obama
- So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books… — Cees Nooteboom
- Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms. — Jack Barakat
- I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy… — Rachael Taylor