Condom Quotes

136 Condom quotes by 104 unique authors

Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Unknown Author
1+1=3 If you don't use a condom — Crystal:P
Girl: Take the condom off! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO Boy: OK but if you get pregnant then YOYO Girl: What's that? Boy: You on your… — Unknown Author
I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out. — Big Sean
Texting while driving: yolo Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO — Patience
Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up having a daughter.… — Broken Soul
Using a condom Is like wearing your seatbelt. You don't wear it for traffic cops but for your own good. — Unknown Author
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Manish Bhagtani
I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$. — Dustin Barbadillo-aton
I don't give a fuck, Without condom. — Unknown Author
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own fucking life. - Lady Gaga — Lady Gaga
Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse — Green Monk
Put a condom on your heart, I'm gonna fuck your feelings.. — Green Monk
If I could go back in time, I would give your parents a condom — Green Monk
Depending on someone is like when the condom breaks, only time will tell. — Gee Linder
Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk
Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she wants you to… — Unknown Author
I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use… — Curtis Jackson
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons — Tracey Emin
Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love. — Kerry Thornley
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life — Lady Gaga
You can wear a condom but you cant come here — Lil Wayne
Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit! — J. Cole

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104 authors contributed a total of 136 Condom Quotes, led by these top contributors: