"Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with……" — Jersey Shore
"Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny"
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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More Clean Quotes
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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
— Eric Bana
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Living in Cambridge, with nature and everything, it's so clean.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source…
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Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to…
— Zygmunt Bauman
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We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean…
— Ed Begley, Jr.
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I don't think it's too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don't wind up dying of…
— Jello Biafra
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
— Lewis Black
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I do think one should have clean feet.
— Manolo Blahnik
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If you really believe that you're making a difference and that you can leave a legacy of better schools and…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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First time he kissed me, he but only kissed The fingers of this hand wherewith I write; And, ever since,…
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll…
— Charles Bukowski
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