Jersey Shore Quotes

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• I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
• Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
• Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
• I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
• I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
• When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
• I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
• Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
• Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
• Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
• I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
• Burgers for the boys!
• If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to give and shes down for a lot-a-stuffin.
• Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.
• A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
• The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.
• You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a Cup? I am putting you up for Rookie of the…
• Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
• Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda just wanna smack it to the side.
• I had a Shnooky night.

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