Best Jersey Shore Sayings
- YEAH BUDDY Buddy
- T-Shirt Time! Shirt
- Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. Advice
- Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes. Beautiful
- Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on the couch and the floor the same place I smash… Couch
- Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D Pauly
- When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly D Crazy
- Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy.… Big
- In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do sex… Bring
- No granata per favore. -Vinny Per
- I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a boot. -Snooki Boot
- Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation. -The Situation Daughters
- JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW Boobies
- Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama. -Ronnie Drama
- You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont know what goes on in there. -Snooki Another World
- If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation Hit
- Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki Convert
- They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D Accent
- The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that… Figured
- Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny Cleans
- Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able to fit through the allies. Hes gonna have to turn… Able
- Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena Benefits
- We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the… Annoying
- Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out. -Pauly D Big
- Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a switch in his head. Like its a disease. -Sammi Disease