"If she lost some pounds, Id hit it.…" — Jersey Shore
"If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation"
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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