Pauly Quotes

20 quotes by 6 authors

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. — Cher
and then woe is you, Pauly. Woe to the max. — Stephen King
The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost… — Pauly Shore
Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin. — Jersey Shore
Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the GFF. — Jersey Shore
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger. — Jersey Shore
Panamera red folks, peanut butter guts on my Pauly Shore shit? — The Game
Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D — Jersey Shore
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able to fit through the allies. Hes gonna have to turn… — Jersey Shore
Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
Guidos are here! -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D Problems. — Pauly D

Who Wrote These Pauly Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 20 Pauly Quotes as follows: