"I have no idea where Italy is on……" — Jersey Shore
"I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a boot. -Snooki"
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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More Boot Quotes
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Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter.…
— William S. Burroughs
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The single largest variable that predicts SAT scores is family income. If you want higher SAT scores, you need to…
— Unknown Author
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There was always talk of espirit de corps, of being gung ho, and that must have been a part of…
— James Brady
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No one did what I did last season and for this I deserve the Golden Boot and why not the…
— Cristiano Ronaldo
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As far as I'm concerned there shouldn't be a single boot on the ground. There's enough American blood in Iraq…
— Harry Reid
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The premise upon which mass compulsion schooling is based is dead wrong. It tries to shoehorn every style, culture, and…
— John Taylor Gatto
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I am made for autumn. Summer and I have a fickle relationship, but everything about autumn is perfect to me.…
— Unknown Author
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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
— Barry Venison
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On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of…
— Unknown Author
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Boot, saddle, to horse, and away!
— Robert Browning
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How infinitely happier and more grateful is the whole personality or spirit when it finds something nourishing in art or…
— Kenny Smith
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