Snooki Quotes

28 quotes by 16 authors

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.'… — Margaret Cho
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego. — Nicole Polizzi
My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away. — Melissa Rauch
Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up. — Andre Leon Talley
My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki. — Charlie Day
The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold fact that In… — Lev Grossman
Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar. — David Letterman
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle… — Geoffrey Hill
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore
FREE SNOOKI!!! — Pauly D
Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont. — The Situation
I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki. -Maya — Pretty Little Liars
*On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up* — Snooki
I dont know how to flip a fucking pizza — Snooki
Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy.… — Jersey Shore
I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a boot. -Snooki — Jersey Shore
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont know what goes on in there. -Snooki — Jersey Shore
Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki — Jersey Shore

Who Wrote These Snooki Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 28 Snooki Quotes as follows: