Snooki Quotes
28 quotes by 16 authors
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Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.'…
— Margaret Cho
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I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
— Nicole Polizzi
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My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.
— Melissa Rauch
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Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.
— Andre Leon Talley
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My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.
— Charlie Day
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The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold fact that In…
— Lev Grossman
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Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
— David Letterman
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Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle…
— Geoffrey Hill
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
— Jersey Shore
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
— Jersey Shore
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Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.
— Jersey Shore
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FREE SNOOKI!!!
— Pauly D
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Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
— The Situation
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I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki. -Maya
— Pretty Little Liars
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*On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up*
— Snooki
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I dont know how to flip a fucking pizza
— Snooki
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Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy.…
— Jersey Shore
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I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a boot. -Snooki
— Jersey Shore
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You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont know what goes on in there. -Snooki
— Jersey Shore
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Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki
— Jersey Shore
Who Wrote These Snooki Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 28 Snooki Quotes as follows: