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• Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed… — Margaret Cho
• I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego. — Nicole Polizzi
• My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye… — Melissa Rauch
• Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up. — Andre Leon Talley
• My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki. — Charlie Day
• The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold… — Lev Grossman
• Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar. — David Letterman
• Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a… — Geoffrey Hill
• Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore
• Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore
• Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts… — Jersey Shore
• FREE SNOOKI!!! — Pauly D

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