The Situation Quotes

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• You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his…
• If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
• I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are…
• Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm…
• Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.
• When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebodys Dad, somebodys…
• The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button.
• You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..
• That hater-juice is best served cold.
• It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
• Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.
• JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
• As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.
• You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say that 5 times…
• In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good…
• I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself.
• Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for…
• Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
• Angelina has proven the HO equation!
• SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

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