"Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit……" — The Situation
"Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you."
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46 Quotes by The Situation
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