Even Hit Quotes

4 quotes by 4 authors

• I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little… — Jack Handey
• You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time. — Meg Cabot
• Simon I've been trying to call you, but it seems like your phone is turned off. I don't know where you are right now. I… — Cassandra Clare
• Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for… — The Situation

Who Wrote These Even Hit Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 Even Hit Quotes as follows:

• 1 Even Hit Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Even Hit Quote by Meg Cabot
• 1 Even Hit Quote by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Even Hit Quote by The Situation