The Situation Quotes

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• Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want? Baby
• I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin' I got a… Bang
• I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what Im… Cause
• If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results. Feelin
• Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers. Checkers
• If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried, but it backfired. Anyone
• It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and… Chicken
• Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn… Call
• Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking up with the Ronnie look-a-like. Deena
• I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the… Cigarette
• We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out… Brain
• Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code... it's… All
• On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on Dancing… Dancing
• I shoot for the stars, If I get to the moon, Im OK with that. Im Ok
• Every day when I wake up I gotta go to the gym. I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have to organize my… Activities
• While Im walking, I do it. On airplanes, I do it. In cars, I do it, so when somebody asks, Hey, can I see your… Airplanes
• Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world. Maybe another year… Another Year
• I take pride in anything I do, whether it's film, interviews, or appearances. Wherever I go, the venue is sold-out. There are people waiting for… Airports
• Fame definitely hasn't changed me. As for my cast mates, I can't really speak about that. I'm not one to point the finger or even… Cast
• I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted. Once the show… All

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