"We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair...……" — The Situation
"We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain."
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46 Quotes by The Situation
The Situation has 46 quotes on this site.
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You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like…
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If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that…
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause…
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Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you…
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Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.
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When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either…
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The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes…
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You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..
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That hater-juice is best served cold.
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It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
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Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.
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JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a…
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you…
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All science requires mathematics. The knowledge of mathematical things is almost innate in us. This is the easiest of sciences,…
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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
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I personally battled with my own body image for years. I used to tell myself, You can't wear anything sleeveless…
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