All The Situation Quotes
- You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his… All
- If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet. Diet
- I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are… Cause
- Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm… Definitely
- Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid. Cked
- When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebodys Dad, somebodys… Brother
- The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button. Button
- You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me.. Around Cause
- That hater-juice is best served cold. Best
- It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten. Crush
- Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t. Damn
- JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself. Combos
- As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone. Boob
- You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say that 5 times… Fast
- In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good… Friend
- I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself. Blow
- Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for… Better
- Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont. Damned
- Angelina has proven the HO equation! Angelina
- SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER! Dirty
- Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want? Baby
- I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin' I got a… Bang
- I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what Im… Cause
- If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results. Feelin
- Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers. Checkers