Boob Quotes

23 quotes by 19 authors

If I knew that 3D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job 10 years ago. — Charlize Theron
The average newspaper, especially of the better sort, has the intelligence of a hillbilly evangelist, the courage of a rat, the fairness of a prohibitionist… — Henry Louis Mencken
If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
This is me yesterday.. I was hyper, funny and awkward. And so I went to Rocky and said,''My right boob is bigger than my left.''… — Jasmine Laura
As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone. — The Situation
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona — Pretty Little Liars
When I left you, I signed my name on your left boob now go get that tattoed, I'll be back soon. — Shwayze
Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks. — Gretchen
I know that I am the most popular girl in school, but that doesn't mean that you're too. I have always known that boys are… — <3 Zena J Farhan <3
Q: what did one saggy boob say to the other? A: perk up we are starting to look like nuts — Unknow
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome!… — Snooki
If a tidal wave hits LA just grab a fake boob for safety. — Sarah Michelle Gellar
Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out. — Rachel Green
My mom always taught us there's no difference between your hand and your boob. They're body parts and if you have it, flaunt it. You're… — Sarah Shahi
Man I hate when I see some girls walk around like there better then everyone else walkin around with boob jobs and shit acting like… — Daniel Vargas
You may be prettier skinnier and tanner than I am.....but I out-boob you an every level — Ashley_star
Girl: Hey! You just elbowed my boob! Me: WFT you just boobed my elbow! — Sniper Alpacino
It takes nipples to be a Boob. — Nikhil Saluja
They say its politics, or money, or nuclear power that's what rules the world... But you have no idea what a good boob job can… — Anya Wright
Nothing like a wake up call with a boob grab. — Scott Disick

Who Wrote These Boob Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 23 Boob Quotes as follows: