Snooki Quotes
- We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the… — Jersey Shore
- These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off. -Snooki — Jersey Shore
- I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore
- I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki — Jersey Shore
- I wanna be Snooki. I love her. I'm obsessed. She's one of the only people I've asked for a picture from. — Miley Cyrus
- When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… — Snooki
- I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker! — Holly Madison
- Hurricane sandy: I wanna be like snooki and blow the whole east coast. ;) — Unknown Author