"I look like a Jersey skank and I…" — Jersey Shore
"I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki"
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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The job of a leader, the job of a governor, the job of a president, is to get the people…
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I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percentage,…
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Given my last position, that I was the first U.S attorney post 9/11 in New Jersey, I understand acutely the…
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I absolutely believe that, come November 2012, I'm going to be governor of New Jersey and not in any other…
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Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since I've…
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The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs,…
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We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.
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My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.
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I want them to believe I have a vision for the state of New Jersey.
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