Best Jersey Shore Quotations
- Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D Everybody
- What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena Cause
- No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D Grenade
- The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation system in English. -Vinny Dont
- These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off. -Snooki Attack
- Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes… Doesnt
- I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D Dont
- I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie Deena
- It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D Five
- Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt. -Deena Butt
- Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D Blast
- Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny Clean
- I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena David
- Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww Apologies
- I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D Bro
- Guidos are here! -Pauly D Guidos
- I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki Jersey
- Let's do somethin crazy ! Crazy