"Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes……" — Jersey Shore
"Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny"
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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