"I think the Statue of David is pretty……" — Jersey Shore
"I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena"
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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More David Quotes
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My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with…
— Evan Bayh
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In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny…
— Victoria Beckham
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We are still so close, David and I. We were at a party the other day at my mum's house…
— Victoria Beckham
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Larry David makes me laugh.
— Mary J. Blige
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If you get an opportunity to work with David Simon, anybody with good taste would.
— Anthony Bourdain
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That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit?
— David Byrne
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In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney…
— Michael Caine
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On balance, my life has been a constant stream of blessings rather than disappointments and failures and tragedies. I wish…
— Jimmy Carter
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Grown-up politicians talk to each other across party lines. Over the last few weeks I have had lengthy conversations with…
— Nick Clegg
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Get the right perspective. When Goliath came against the Israelites, the soldiers all thought, "He is so big. We can…
— Russell Johnson
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Even David Hume, one of history most famous skeptics, said it's just barely possible that God exists.
— Peter Kreeft
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