Best Jersey Shore Quotes
- We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time! Couch
- I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt. Aint
- Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly. Bell
- Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin life. Bigger
- This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation. Call
- Im like chill out, Freckles McGee. Chill
- Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie. Cutie
- The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym. Care
- I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12. Ass
- Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch. Bitch
- Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over there, doing my thing... watch out. Behind
- It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women. Date
- Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. All
- You spilled the haterade Hater
- I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life. Already Stalks
- Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the GFF. Mia
- These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos. Guidos
- There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G. Little
- How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds. Bro
- Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger. Clinger
- JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure. P Ssy
- OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH! Champagne
- The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair! Chest
- I'm a walkin holiday! Holiday
- Whaa!! Where is Crocadilly!? Crocadilly