"Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade,……" — Jersey Shore
"Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie."
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
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I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
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Burgers for the boys!
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More Cutie Quotes
This quote is filed under Cutie Quotes,
one of 51 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.
— Betty White
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I am not opposed to doing a side project, like Death Cab for Cutie, where it's completely different from my…
— Ryan Tedder
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Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.
— James Taylor
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Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here…
— Jimmy Buffett
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Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a…
— Carson Kressley
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Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.
— James Finn Garner
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He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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You are such a cutie, I want to press your cheeks and hold you chin. I want to hold you…
— Superman
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Be the person you wannna be dont let any one chage you lil cutie noone will hurt your stronger than…
— Nikolas Sixx Is Single Now
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When the guy you likes hugs you from behind and massages your shoulders hah now thats a cutie :D Love…
— Talyiah
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DONT CALL ME: Baby Honey Love Cutie Sweetie Any of that. Unless I'm the only one you're saying that to…
— THE ULTIMATE QUOTES :)
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Thing I would like to do with you : kiss your face __ kiss not your face __ see you…
— Ream
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