"I just met this girl and she already…" — Jersey Shore
"I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life."
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93 Quotes by Jersey Shore
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- I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
- Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
- Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
- I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
- I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
- When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
- I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
- Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
- Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
- Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
- I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
- Burgers for the boys!