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• Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja
• Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race can commit suicide by blowing up the… — Henry Adams
• The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to… — George Carlin
• Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit… — John Adams
• He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. — Woody Allen
• Many statements about God are confidently made by theologians on grounds that today at least sound specious. Thomas Aquinas claimed to prove… — Carl Sagan
• At great periods you have always felt, deep within you, the temptation to commit suicide. You gave yourself to it, breached your… — Cesare Pavese
• God, if ever I have come close to wanting to commit suicide, it is now, with the groggy sleepless blood dragging through… — Sylvia Plath

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