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Commit Suicide Quotes by George Carlin
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
- I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
More Commit Suicide Quotes
- Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja
- Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race can commit suicide by blowing up the… — Henry Adams
- He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. — Woody Allen
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to… — George Carlin
- Many statements about God are confidently made by theologians on grounds that today at least sound specious. Thomas Aquinas claimed to prove… — Carl Sagan
- God, if ever I have come close to wanting to commit suicide, it is now, with the groggy sleepless blood dragging through… — Sylvia Plath
- Parents are supposed to guide you down the right path but now suffering now hurting now always fighting there's reasons why kids… — DessSmith
- Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit… — John Adams