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Comes Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months…
- When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks.
- Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running.
- LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;
- LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;
- When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes.
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
- When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action.
- Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page.
- Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early!
- True beauty comes from within. So search for it with your heart...instead of your eyes!
- Smile is like an erection. It comes and goes.
- When it comes to women, sex is a lot like food. The fat ones appreciate it more.
- ________ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets.
- I swear I have some Bruce Lee somewhere in me... He comes out whenever I drop my phone.
- When it comes to facials, eyebrows are my penis' finish lines.
- I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close.
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