« All Cluck Quotes
·
Matt Groening's Page
Cluck Quotes by Matt Groening
1 Cluck quote by Matt Groening
More Quotes by Matt Groening
Matt Groening has 157 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
-
The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
-
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
-
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
-
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
-
I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
-
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
-
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
-
I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs,…
-
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
-
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
-
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out…
See all 157 quotes by Matt Groening »
More Cluck Quotes
Popular Cluck quotes from across the collection:
-
Diane Cluck is a virtuosic talent with an emotionality that feels at once ancient and alien. Her mastery of her voice as…
— Unknown Author
-
It might pay to be resilient, if this was all being vulnerable and skinless got you. People didn’t stop and cluck over…
— Daphne Merkin
-
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
— Jack O'Neill
-
I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more…
— Louis L'Amour
-
Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck.
— Rick Dees
-
I did undergo hypnotherapy, and it didn't work! The guy couldn't put me under. I was very disappointed. I was very keen…
— James McAvoy
-
You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget
— Janet Evanovich
-
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was…
— Shel Silverstein
-
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the…
— Matt Groening
-
If you hang out with chickens, you're going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you're going to fly.
— Steve Maraboli
See all Cluck Quotes »
Browse Matt Groening Quotes by Category