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Cave Quotes by Jack Handey
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because…
- I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the…
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a…
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- When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely. — Margaret Atwood
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- The sun to me is dark And silent as the moon, When she deserts the night Hid in her vacant interlunar cave. — John Milton
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a… — Jack Handey