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Causes Quotes by Dave Barry
- Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
- The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
- I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to…
- Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America,
- I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
- If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
- Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to…
- One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
- This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.
- What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow,…
- I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames…
More Causes Quotes
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstances - from my grave even… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour
- We are too much accustomed to attribute to a single cause that which is the product of several, and the majority of… — Marcus Aurelius
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove… — Scott Adams