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- Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole
- Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor
- Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top
- As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd… — Duane Chapman
- I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried
- Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an… — Dennis Miller
- I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top
- Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
- Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black
- I think Carrot Top is hilarious. — Craig Robinson