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Billy Connolly has 78 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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First class in life has nothing to do with the clothes you wear, the car you drive or the house you live…
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That's what running does to lives. It's not just exercise. It's not just achievement. It's a daily discipline that has nothing to…
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You're picky about the car you drive. You're picky about what you wear. You're picky about what you put in your mouth.…
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The image is where you have dinner at night, who you're seeing. It's what car you drive and how you dress. People…
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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive,…
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No matter how big a house you have or how slick a car you drive, the only thing you can take with…
— Robin Sharma
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You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you…
— Superman
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I do not care what car you drive. Where you live. If you know someone who knows someone. If your clothes are…
— Superman
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Youre like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I cant get you off my head. Like my car, you…
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