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• Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!
• I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
• I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
• The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can…
• We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting…
• I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money…
• I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
• I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

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