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Call Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they…
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she…
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
- If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
- Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a…
- Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We watch people make…
- Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.
- What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else…
- No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one…
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- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
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- There's a difference between describing and evoking something. You can describe something and be quite clinical about it. To evoke it, you… — Margaret Atwood
- The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the true religion… — Saint Augustine
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- I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.' — Lauren Bacall
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