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- I had dreams once. Once I wanted to build the world's longest suspension bridge. But then I found out someone else had already done it.
- Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I…
- There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he…
- If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see,…
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