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Bottles Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time…
- Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
More Bottles Quotes
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a much harder… — Eric Bana
- A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. — Charles Baudelaire
- I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must… — Henry Ward Beecher
- I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it… — Lewis Black
- I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.' — Christina Aguilera
- I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. — Charles Bronson
- To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage are not… — Sophia Bush