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- I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani
- Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? — Joy Behar
- Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day… — Evan Davis
- You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The… — Bill Gates
- Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical… — Rob Delaney
- I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. — Stephen Colbert
- Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! — Bill Gates
- For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe. — Mark Skousen