"Don't even FRONT like you love your family,……" — Rob Delaney
"Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan."
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31 Quotes by Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney has 31 quotes on this site.
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Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
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We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of…
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Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental.…
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I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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I hate wearing suits and ties.
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I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand…
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
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I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
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I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
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When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.
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There's no lack of writers writing novels in America, about America. Therefore, it seems to me it would be wasteful…
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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich.
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You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as…
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A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks…
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It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself…
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If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do…
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