"Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they……" — Rob Delaney
"Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes."
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31 Quotes by Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney has 31 quotes on this site.
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We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of…
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Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black…
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Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental.…
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I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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I hate wearing suits and ties.
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I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand…
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
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I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
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I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
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More Cat Quotes
This quote is filed under Cat Quotes,
one of 2,174 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,…
— Michele Bachmann
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a…
— Charles Baudelaire
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes…
— Scott Adams
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I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs…
— Kristen Bell
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I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.
— Ray Bradbury
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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs,…
— Elayne Boosler
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My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.
— Anthony Bourdain
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I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I…
— Anthony Bourdain
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