"I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious……" — Rob Delaney
"I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious."
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31 Quotes by Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney has 31 quotes on this site.
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Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
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We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of…
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Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black…
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Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental.…
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I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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I hate wearing suits and ties.
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I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand…
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
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I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
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More Crazy Quotes
This quote is filed under Crazy Quotes,
one of 4,361 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.
— Richard Armitage
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
— Emilie Autumn
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I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy.
— Sebastian Bach
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded…
— Douglas Adams
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I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie…
— Christine Baranski
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
— Edward Abbey
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
— Dave Barry
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
— Lynda Barry
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was…
— Drew Barrymore
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