"In real life, I am alarmingly boring." — Rob Delaney
"In real life, I am alarmingly boring."
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31 Quotes by Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney has 31 quotes on this site.
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Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
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We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of…
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Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black…
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Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental.…
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I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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I hate wearing suits and ties.
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I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand…
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
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I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
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I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
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SHADOW KNIGHT'S MATE is a compelling story, extremely well-written and alarmingly plausible. Jay Brandon does for politics what Dan Brown did…
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Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.
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Having spent alarmingly large chunks of my life studying the white side of the Open Sicilian, I find myself asking,…
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One side-effect of the so-called war on terror has been a crisis of liberalism. This is not only a question…
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For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
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I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable. "Yet, sadly, accidental…
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People who think with their epidermis or their genitalia or their clan are the problem to begin with. One does…
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He raised his hand, hesitant, conflict raging in his eyes, and then swiftly brushed the length of my cheekbone with…
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Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one…
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