Helmets Quotes

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If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash… — Jim Carrey
Football helmets were first designed to protect against skull fractures, but users get more than skull fractures. We need to take a look at this… — G. K. Butterfield
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The… — Edward Abbey
The mosques are our barracks, the domes our helmets, the minarets our bayonets and the faithful our soldiers... — Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Atlanta Journal-Constitution columnist Colin Campbell says that every member of the Georgia General Assembly with an IQ above 85 should be required to wear a… — Neal Boortz
We gauge risk literally hundreds of times per day, usually well and often subconsciously. We start assessing risk before the disaster even happens. We are… — Amanda Ripley
Whenever I see those crmison jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to… — Derrick Thomas
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye… — Jack Handey
UN peacekeeping operations are now increasingly complex and multi-dimensional, going beyond monitoring a ceasefire to actually bringing failed States back to life, often after decades… — Kofi Annan
Up until about 12 years ago we never, ever, wore flak jacket or helmets but now the nastiness has got worse. — Kate Adie
I have never promised anything but blood, tears, toil and sweat. Now, however we have a new experience. We have a victory - a remarkable… — Winston Churchill
Another real problem was over putting our helmets on for re-entry, because we all had severe head colds. They couldn't come up there and make… — Wally Schirra
If you're a baseball fan and you don't know what BP is, you're working in a mine without one of those helmets with the lights… — Keith Olbermann
There are a lot of bleeding hearts around who just dont like to see people with helmets and guns. All I can say is go… — Pierre Trudeau
Athletes, coaches and parents today are increasingly aware of the danger of concussion, and this awareness influences decisions about buying new and reconditioned football helmets. — Tom Udall
Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets. — Alice Cooper
If Painting be Poetry's sister, she can only be a sister Anne, who will see nothing but a flock of sheep, while the other bodies… — Augustus William Hare
In the sea of words, the in print is foam, surf bubbles riding the top. And it's a dark sea, and deep, where divers need… — Jonathan Lethem
Scarily, football helmets, which do a fine job of protecting against scalp laceration and skull fracture, do little to prevent concussions and may even exacerbate… — Jeffrey Kluger

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