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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest…
— Jo Brand
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God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running…
— Cynthia Rylant
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You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and…
— Dutch Schultz
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I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits
— Kate Winslet
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If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which…
— Martial
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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.
— H.G. Wells
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
— Dylan Moran
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Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
— Jesse Jackson
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