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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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You can't get big in hockey. You need to be pliable... they've even taken fighting out of the game, so there's no…
— Brett Hull
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A macho attitude is totally to my advantage. Guys try to hit it 400 feet out of the park, but in softball…
— Jennie Finch
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I can't imagine being a single parent or a single parent that doesn't have a lot of money. That's a big, huge…
— Joan Cusack
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the…
— Jack Handey
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Deep inside I feel that this world we live in is really a big, huge, monumental symphonic orchestra. I believe that in…
— Michael Jackson
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Fruit often ends up rotting in the crisper drawer. Well, that's the wrong place to put it. Out of sight, out of…
— Tyler Florence
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Watching kids go from the age of 9 and 10 to 13 is a big, huge jump. The way they speak, their…
— Shanola Hampton
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Lunch is a big huge salad with every color in it. From leafy greens to purple to herbs, fresh cut herbs mixed…
— Christie Brinkley
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