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Big Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago…
- There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
- Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
- I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a…
- Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
More Big Quotes
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- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman
- Thirty was a big deal for me. It was the age where I reevaluated everything - how I approached life and how… — Amy Adams
- I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
- I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies. So I… — Drew Barrymore
- To me, the big thing in being a successful team is repetition of what you're doing, either by word of mouth, blackboard,… — Vince Lombardi
- Enlightenment is part of everything and so our minds have to be very big to encompass all things, to understand all things… — Frederick Lenz